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Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
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Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
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Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
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