I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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