margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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