Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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