Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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