Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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