Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
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We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
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You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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