i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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