You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
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