just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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