gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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