At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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