I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
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I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
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Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Let the clothes fall where they may.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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