is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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