Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
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do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
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I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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