I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
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I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
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I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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