Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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