you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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