Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
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Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
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I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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