i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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