this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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