I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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