Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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