i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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