Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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