real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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