You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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