Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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