they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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