She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
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We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
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It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
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