is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
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get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
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I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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