Sponge bath it is.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
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He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
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This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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