i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
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he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
How external is "for external use only"?
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
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the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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