Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
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1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
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Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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