I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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