i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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