If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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