If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
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I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
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I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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