It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
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Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
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Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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