ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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