Sry I called you an 8
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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