No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
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