Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
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