If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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