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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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