The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
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I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
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There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
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