No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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