just come out here and I will go home with you...
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
My Sexting was not on an AP level
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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