i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
she looked like the before picture.
Girls should come with a carfax report
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I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
i came on her dog
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
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Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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