I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
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I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
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Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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