All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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