Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
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my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
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Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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