And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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