i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
NoShamevember. You game?
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
