i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
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There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
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Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
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