Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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